January 2010
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“You see, love is like a rollercoaster: you pay a lot of money to be tossed...”
– Fernando Martínez
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1. Dante/Opening Credits 2. Vilification - An act of making cruel and insulting statements about a person 3. Jay and Silent Bob 4. Randal 5. Syntax - The arrangement of something in a methodical manner 6. Vagary - An erratic or peculiar modification, act or thought 7. Purgation - An act of getting rid of something disagreeable, flawed or unsatisfactory 8. Malaise - An...
“¡Ah! Cómo deseo que los yunques marca Acme cayeran del cielo”
– M
Randal: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante: "Empire".
Randal: Blasphemy.
Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
“Everybody deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I...”
– Travis Touchdown
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“This isn’t a battle anymore, it’s a motherfuckin’ war!”
– Travis Touchdown
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Ella: Hasta hace poco me enteré que eres celdero.
Yo: ¿Cómo?
Ella: Sí, que eres celdero [Señala mi gorra con el logo de la Trifuerza]
Yo: Ah sí, zeldero. Soy fan.
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“You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can’t start some...”
– Brodie
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