Legends of the Dork Knight

You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?

ohhowlucky:

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

  • Marvel: *makes Avengers*
  • Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
  • Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
  • Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
  • Marvel: *makes Black Widow movie*
  • DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.